“Promise me that you’re not watching Mad Men without me. That when I get out of here we’re going to binge watch it.”
“I always miss you until you’re here. Then I realize the mom I miss must’ve been someone I invented when I was a kid.”
“When you have a connection with someone it never really goes away.”
“I get it. She’s a natural blonde. She’s exotic to you.”
“She’s hot. She’s read everything. We both know what she’s like in bed.”
“It’s so depressing dealing with a man who makes less than 40K. I was really hoping to get you above that this year.”
ENTERTAINMENT REALM 
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